flighty dick and insufferable broad

tg here

figured i should stop by and let yall know that this blog isnt anywhere close to being dead we just went through a bit of an unannounced hiatus

it gets a little difficult to answer questions when rose lives all the way up in her snooty ass new york state or wherever the hell it is she squats

anyway point is shes comin down this weekend to visit me and bro and we may potentially get to answering your questions

so you can continue to send some in if you want because when push comes to shove theyll all be answered but just remember we try to maintain some semblance of order when it comes to answering questions and the ones that have been in our inbox for a while now are coming before one you send in like now or whatever

so yeah were not dead well try and answer questions because we love you guys yadda yadda

peace and blessins

TT: To my delight I have already beaten you to the punch and knitted a Dave cozy which stands to be the weirdest thing I have ever partaken in creating.

TG: rose i cant breathe

TG: this is why you should care

TG: because if you dont then ive got a big fleshy surprise waiting for you

TG: its throbbing with excitement at the mere thought

TG: dont keep it waiting

TG: and even if you do care its there waiting for you

TG: you cant escape the schlong

TT: And you beret me for MY homosexual tendencies.

TT: Well I do not believe Dave has any aspirations for that.

TT: At all.

TG: i dont give a mouse’s fanny

TT: But there is a particular person of which I hold a rather fond adoration for.

TT: We have quite a bit in common albeit a few… social improprieties which certain individuals would take issue with.

TT: To be honest I’m not sure if we ever will be able to for certain personal reas-

TT: Dave that is improper.

TG: she likes girl dick

TG: there you grimy bunghole we made out

TG: glitter and everything

TG: nothing special

TG: hmm well lets see here this shouldnt be too hard

TG: the most important person to me is someone who knows whats what and isnt afraid to tell it like it is
TG: theyre the coolest of the cool kids and the hippest of the hip
TG: not to mention they got some pretty kickin shades

TG: my bro
TG: my bro is definitely the most important person to me

[the awesome bro did the blingee edit aaaw yeah]

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TT: I find this a bit more harder to place personally…

TT: Oh! I know!

TT: Rather impudent of me to not realize this initially.

TT: There is a certain classy lady which I am quite fond of and rather look up to a decent clip.

TT: Strong, independent, she commands the utmost respect and admiration of her peers.

TT: Not to mention thick gorgeous hair and quite an impeccable fashion sense.

TT: The ever elegant Princess Luna of course!

TG: thanks i got them from your mom

TT: Holler.